Monday, January 31, 2011

The Hormones...They are Bad

Just a nubbin, if you will.

Ladies, do you ever get that surge of hormonal rage, so strong you want to pick up the nearest object and fling it against a wall? I just had one of those!

Every time the phone rings, my immediate response is to pick up the telephone and hurl it! When I listen to people talk, I just want to start banging the receiver against the desk, a-la Sandra Bullock in "Divine Secrets".

But I don't. Because I have to be civilized and not give into the awful hormones that tell me that kind of behavior is totally and completely justified and acceptable.

Oh PMS...how I loathe thee.

Must. Try. To. Be. Nice.

That is all.

-A

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